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2004 Legacy: The Terminal

 Why was Tom Hanks stuck at the airport? Because in 2004, airport security was so tight that if your country stopped existing, you couldn’t even leave for a Cinnabon.

Part of the 32 Celebrity Jokes: The 2004 “That’s So Fetch” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Simba12/16/1998 04:06Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Twister_Chaser07/15/1995 19:33A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes11/20/1995 20:38Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Skate_Or_Die_9911/12/1996 15:44Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Forrest_Gump_Running07/06/2011 06:20Laughing is as laughing does.
@Dr_Evil_Pinky09/20/2009 08:29One billion... laughs!
@Tablet_User_1011/06/2015 01:49Tapping my way to a good mood.

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