2022 Classic: The Chef
“I’ll change it, but it must be butter-boarded.” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year of the Multiverse and Corn archive.… Read More »2022 Classic: The Chef
2022 Classic: The Bottle Opener
“The hero of 2022.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2022 Vintage: The Best Film Editing
Why did Dune take home six? Because cutting a four-hour epic into a two-hour movie is a feat of modern engineering. Part of the 43… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Best Film Editing
2022 Vintage: The 2022 James Webb Telescope
We saw the “Pillars of Creation” in high-def. The universe is huge and I still can’t find my keys. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2022 Vintage: The 2022 James Webb Telescope
2021 Classic: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
Constructing an elaborate finger-skateboard obstacle course using three heavy hardcover manuals and a plastic three-ring binder on your desk during a boring hybrid lecture. Part… Read More »2021 Classic: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
2021 Archive: The Digital Photo
She says digital photos are “too sharp.” She wants a filter that makes me look like “a responsible adult.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2021 Archive: The Digital Photo
2021 Vintage: The Olympic “Sunisa Lee” Gold
Why was St. Paul, Minnesota so proud? Because she stepped in for Biles and won the all-around gold, proving the “Next Generation” is already here.… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Olympic “Sunisa Lee” Gold
2021 Legacy: The Negotiation
Why did the lawyer do the “Squid Game” salute during the settlement? To remind the other side that “elimination” was the only other option. Part… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Negotiation
2020 Classic: The Hamilton “Disney+ Room”
Why the “Hamil-fans”? For the year we all sat in our living rooms and watched a Broadway show on a screen, pretending we were in… Read More »2020 Classic: The Hamilton “Disney+ Room”
2020 Vintage: Cobra Kai (Netflix Move)
Why were we all doing karate? Because in 2020, we realized that the rivalry between Daniel LaRusso and Johnny Lawrence was the only drama we… Read More »2020 Vintage: Cobra Kai (Netflix Move)