2022 Classic: The Chef

“I’ll change it, but it must be butter-boarded.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? One....read more »

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only ...read more »

How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? What ...read more »

How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She ho...read more »

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? O...read more »

How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb? Well...read more »

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

@AOL_Surfer09/08/2003 07:13You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Lion_King_Simba05/03/2001 02:21Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Shrek_Donkey02/19/2006 11:13And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Nirvana_Teen01/18/2012 03:19Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@White_Goodman_G05/29/2001 16:58We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Flash_Intro_Hater10/19/2007 06:34Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!