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2022 Classic: The Bottle Opener

 “The hero of 2022.”

Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
 A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
 "Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
 A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
 The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng
 A guy shows a photo of a tiny, sweaty hippo. The bartender says,...read more »

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55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
 "I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link02/08/2013 07:09It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Harry_Potter_0105/15/2012 08:42Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@SimCity_Mayor04/28/2005 13:01Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Titanic_Jack05/22/2007 14:20I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Footloose_Ren05/02/1999 02:01Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Noob_Slayer_X12/01/1995 16:16Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

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