2018 Archive: The 2018 Fortnite World Cup

People are winning millions of dollars for playing a video game. I’m currently paying $15 for a burger. I chose the wrong career.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

@CyberSteve06/12/1998 02:43Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Avatar_Na_vi02/07/2011 16:00I see you... laughing!

@Trinity_Matrix02/20/1998 02:15Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Speed_Racer_Go11/03/1996 23:08Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Chain_Mail_Hater09/27/2001 05:05I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@ODP_Editor_9910/15/2014 23:57Approved for the Open Directory Project!