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2007 Vintage: The Alberto Gonzales Resignation

Why did the Attorney General finally quit? Because “I don’t recall” is a great answer for a spy, but a terrible one for the guy in charge of the Department of Justice.

Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1602/07/2001 08:09I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Zip_Drive_Owner10/01/2007 07:30Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@GameBoy_Color03/07/2004 09:03Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
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