“I’m like Ricky Bobby. I just want to go fast!” “Then hurry up and finish the dishes, I want to go to sleep.”
Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Ballerina (John Wick)
"I'm a deadly dancer!" "You're a guy who tripped over his own fe...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »
2025 Archive: The Star Wars
New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Trailer 2
"Lucia is so cool!" "If you spent as much time helping me as you...read more »
Q: Why did the Karen press...
Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL?
A: Because she wanted...read more »
2025 Archive: The Joker & Harley Part 2
"Our love is a fever dream!" "No, it's just a bad musical where ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
A: ...read more »
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55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition
In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
The Search History
A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
The highest note of humor!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
3D laughs are the best!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.