The deacon starting the gospel reading on the internet broadcast without turning on his lapel microphone, prompting viewers to flood the parish phone with text… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Forgotten Unmute Epilogue
Why did 2020 start with a bang? Because Bong Joon-ho won Best Picture and told us all to “drink until next morning,” unaware that we’d… Read More »2020 Archive: Parasite (Oscars)
I’m “spreading” the news that the stores are out of flour. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive.… Read More »2020 Classic: The Butter
“We don’t cover ‘Wellness Retreats’. That’s just an expensive nap.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition archive.… Read More »2019 Vintage: The HMO
One, but the bulb has weird human legs and we have to delay the lighting for 6 months to fix it. Part of the 54… Read More »2019 Archive: The Sonic (Original Trailer) Fan
One, but the bulb is made of titanium and pings your phone every time it turns on. Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019… Read More »2019 Archive: The Apple Card User
What’s the most 2016 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why a Pokémon on their property isn’t an invitation… Read More »2016 Classic: The 2016 Legacy
A guy orders a Heineken and says, “Bond changed, so did I.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling”… Read More »2015 Classic: The Spectre
Why were the hotel guests in Zurich so surprised? Because the FBI showed up with bedsheets and handcuffs, proving that the only thing more organized… Read More »2015 Legacy: The FIFA Corruption Raid
Why “Stay with Me”? Because Tom Petty liked the melody so much he actually got a co-writing credit on it. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »2015 Archive: Song of the Year
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