2019 Archive: The Apple Card User

One, but the bulb is made of titanium and pings your phone every time it turns on.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? Have you tr...read more »

How many brunettes does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She ho...read more »

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only ...read more »

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? One....read more »

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

How many professors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

In 2003, the world actually went dark during the Northeast Blacko...read more »

In 1998, the world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," Google had just...read more »

In 2014, the world was obsessed with "Breaking the Internet," dum...read more »

In 2020, the world hit the "pause" button. We all moved our lives...read more »

How many mice does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but ...read more »

How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker06/30/2000 06:47It really whips the llama's ass!

@Kernel_Panic_9810/02/2006 02:58This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Firewall_Wizard02/27/2006 12:41Letting this joke through the port.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green02/27/2005 20:09Super green! Hilarious!

@Sum41_Skater12/17/1997 05:00In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Rugrats_Tommy05/30/2015 23:23A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Search_Scout_9904/30/1998 01:16Scouting the web for gems like this.