2008 Archive: The Spotify Debut
Why was the intern so happy? He found a way to listen to every song in the world for free, as long as he didn’t… Read More »2008 Archive: The Spotify Debut
2008 Classic: Best Rap Album
Why Graduation? Because Kanye West made an album so pink and glossy it turned hip-hop into a stadium-sized neon party. Part of the 37 Grammy… Read More »2008 Classic: Best Rap Album
2007 Classic: The 1 TB Hard Drive
Why was it a legend? Because we finally had a drive that could store “the entire internet” (or just 50 high-def movies). Part of the… Read More »2007 Classic: The 1 TB Hard Drive
2007 Legacy: The “Bridge to Nowhere” Cancellation
Why did the Alaska bridge fail? Because in 2007, Americans decided they’d rather get “Nowhere” for free than pay $400 million for the trip. Part… Read More »2007 Legacy: The “Bridge to Nowhere” Cancellation
2007 Archive: The Cloud
I’m “feeling” a bit foggy on how sync works. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Soda
I’m “fizzing” with 2006 energy. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Office Password
Why was it “Autumn2006!”? Because the IT guy said “Change it every season or the hackers win.” Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The 2006… Read More »2006 Classic: The Office Password
2006 Legacy: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
The school board updating the student handbook to state that anyone caught projecting a red dot onto the chalkboard during an exam would face instant… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
2006 Archive: The Steve Carell Snub
Why didn’t he win? Because the Academy felt that Michael Scott’s “Dundie” awards were enough of a tribute for one year. Part of the 41… Read More »2006 Archive: The Steve Carell Snub
2005 Vintage: The Syriana Confusion
Why George Clooney? For a movie so complicated that Clooney actually had to gain 30 pounds just to handle the weight of the plot. Part… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Syriana Confusion