2005 Classic: The Broken Fence
Why was the fence so happy? It was “posted” on the internet. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 “Tube-ular” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2005 Classic: The Broken Fence
2004 Legacy: The Roger Federer Three-Slam
Why was the tennis tour so predictable? Because Federer won the Australian Open, Wimbledon, and the US Open, making it clear that the “Swiss Maestro”… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Roger Federer Three-Slam
2004 Legacy: The Number
I’m “counting” my friend requests. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Floppy Disk Wallet
The pastor carrying a plastic box of five colored 3.5-inch floppy disks to his study, each one containing a single week’s worth of typed sermon… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Floppy Disk Wallet
2003 Legacy: The Nickelback “The Long Road”
Why were they still there? Because despite the memes, “Someday” played on every radio from Los Angeles to Warsaw. Part of the 38 Musician &… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Nickelback “The Long Road”
2003 Classic: The “Bennifer” Crisis (Gigli)
Why did Ben Affleck and J.Lo stop the world? Because in 2003, Gigli was so bad that it actually managed to end a relationship and a movie… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Bennifer” Crisis (Gigli)
2001 Vintage: The Euro Coins
Why were people collecting metal? Because Eurozone countries started showing off the new coin designs and everyone wanted a “sample” of the future. Part of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Euro Coins
2001 Legacy: The TSA
Why did we start taking our shoes off? Because one guy tried to light a match on a plane, and now 400 million people have… Read More »2001 Legacy: The TSA
2000 Legacy: The Red Bull Crash
A guy drinks a Red Bull, hits the ceiling, and then falls asleep in his nachos ten minutes later. Part of the 67 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Red Bull Crash
1999 Archive: The “Thin Red Line” Silence
Why was Terrence Malick’s movie so quiet? Because after Saving Private Ryan, the Academy had already used up its entire “Explosion” budget for the decade.… Read More »1999 Archive: The “Thin Red Line” Silence