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2003 Classic: The “Bennifer” Crisis (Gigli)

 Why did Ben Affleck and J.Lo stop the world? Because in 2003Gigli was so bad that it actually managed to end a relationship and a movie studio’s dignity at the same time.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch10/26/2010 15:44There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Zip_Drive_Owner06/30/1998 01:11Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Myspace_Tom03/24/2012 19:17I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Ebay_Sniper08/16/2001 15:12Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Toy_Story_Buzz12/20/2010 19:58To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Baxter_The_Dog01/15/2003 16:22Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Nyan_Cat_Space10/20/2011 18:08Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Bad_Luck_Brian01/18/2002 18:18Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Midi_Background04/17/2008 02:21Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Podcast_Listener12/17/1995 01:15I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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