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2007 Legacy: The “Bridge to Nowhere” Cancellation

Why did the Alaska bridge fail? Because in 2007, Americans decided they’d rather get “Nowhere” for free than pay $400 million for the trip.

Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Hope” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Harry_Potter_0112/01/1997 12:03Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli10/13/2009 08:47That still only counts as one laugh!
@Dorm_Room_Hero06/23/2009 22:57My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@He_Man_Power11/13/2012 16:23I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@BackToFuture_M07/26/1999 05:21Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Delicious_Links07/13/2012 16:30Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@StrongBad_Mail03/10/2009 11:38I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Happy_Tree_Fans01/20/1998 12:57So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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