Why was Terrence Malick’s movie so quiet? Because after Saving Private Ryan, the Academy had already used up its entire “Explosion” budget for the decade.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Al Pacino "Best Picture" Reveal
Why did he just mumble the winner? Because when you’re Scarface, ...read more »
2024 Archive: Da’Vine Joy Randolph’s Speech
Why was it so moving? Because she proved that "Supporting" isn't ...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2011 “The King’s Speech, Franco’s Nap & The Social Network Snub” Edition
In 2011, the 83rd Academy Awards tried to attract a younger audie...read more »
44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition
In 2003, the 75th Academy Awards tried to balance the glitz of Ho...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 1996 “Braveheart, Apollo 13 & Whoopi’s Return” Edition
In 1996, the 68th Academy Awards brought us back to the Dorothy C...read more »
37 Oscars Jokes: The 2015 “Birdman, Tightie-Whities & Gaga’s High Notes” Edition
In 2015, the 87th Academy Awards proved that "art" is often just ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Animated Feature
Why did The Boy and the Heron win? Because Hayao Miyazaki is a wi...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Gladiator II" Triumph
Why did it win Best Picture? Because after 25 years, the Academy ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Animated Short
Why did War Is Over! win? To prove that John and Yoko’s message i...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Animated Feature
Why did The Wild Robot win? Because the Academy decided that a ro...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The "Anora" Buzz
Why did Sean Baker win Screenplay? To prove that a chaotic night ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Governor's Ball
Why was the food so "Ancient Roman"? Because after the Best Pictu...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic, Tiaras & King of the World” Edition
In 1997, the 69th Academy Awards were less of a ceremony and more...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Visual Effects
Why was Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes a lock? Because making ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
This humor took me to new heights!
I should make a game about this joke.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.