2014 Legacy: The “Happy” Overload (Still)
Pharrell is still happy. I’ve been happy for 14 months straight. I’m starting to think this is a permanent medical condition. Part of the 72… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Happy” Overload (Still)
2012 Legacy: The Julia Louis-Dreyfus Streak Starts
Why did she win for Veep? Because Selina Meyer is the only politician in America more incompetent than the ones we see on the actual… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Julia Louis-Dreyfus Streak Starts
2012 Legacy: The Mayan Calendar Out
What was the most popular excuse for not doing homework in December? “Why should I finish this history project on ancient Egypt when the world… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Mayan Calendar Out
2012 Classic: The Skyfall Martini
“Shaken, not stirred.” “It’s a beer, James. I’m not shaking a Heineken.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World &… Read More »2012 Classic: The Skyfall Martini
2012 Classic: The “Moneyball” Mystery
Why was Brad Pitt nominated? To prove that you can make a thrilling movie about spreadsheets and math if the person doing the math looks… Read More »2012 Classic: The “Moneyball” Mystery
2011 Legacy: The Jägerbomb
Still the only thing that hasn’t changed since the 90s. Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Jägerbomb
2011 Vintage: Drive (Movie)
Why was he just staring? Because Ryan Gosling in a scorpion jacket proved that you don’t need dialogue when you have a cool synth-wave soundtrack… Read More »2011 Vintage: Drive (Movie)
2010 Classic: The How to Train Your Dragon
I want a Toothless. Every cat owner in 2010 just realized their pet is actually a small, flightless dragon. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2010 Classic: The How to Train Your Dragon
2009 Legacy: The Conan vs. Jay Shadow
Why the tension? Because Conan O’Brien was hosting The Tonight Show, Jay Leno was at 10 PM, and the awkwardness in the room was thick… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Conan vs. Jay Shadow
2008 Classic: Best Rap Album
Why Graduation? Because Kanye West made an album so pink and glossy it turned hip-hop into a stadium-sized neon party. Part of the 37 Grammy… Read More »2008 Classic: Best Rap Album