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1996 Classic: The Sly Mention

 Why was Sylvester Stallone nominated for Daylight? To remind us that even in a tunnel collapse, he’s still the most wooden thing there.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dial_Up_King09/15/2012 11:04Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
@Jurassic_Park_Grant08/24/2003 14:01They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril09/25/2011 05:03He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan02/28/2014 02:49This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@American_Psycho_P11/01/2008 12:08I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Ninja_Turtle_R12/11/2004 04:44Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Party_On_Garth12/21/2001 23:12I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Deal_With_It_G11/03/2004 01:21Deal with it. This is gold.

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