Why was he just staring? Because Ryan Gosling in a scorpion jacket proved that you don’t need dialogue when you have a cool synth-wave soundtrack and a hammer.
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I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
More capacity for humor on this site!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!