What was the most popular excuse for not doing homework in December? “Why should I finish this history project on ancient Egypt when the world is going to end on December 21st anyway?”
Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style, Mayan Apocalypse & Windows 8” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Subway Surfers Split Screen Split
Why was the computer literacy lab so unproductive? Because studen...read more »
36 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner Mania, Fortnite Influx & Despacito Overload” Edition
In 2017, the classroom layout was completely taken over by a tiny...read more »
2024 Vintage: The ChatGPT Detector War
Why did the student look so stressed before his presentation? Bec...read more »
37 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Reveal, Angry Birds & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the classroom crossed into a brand new decade where touc...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Yeezy Sneaker Envy Repeat
The rich kid who showed up to gym class wearing ultra-rare, knitt...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Dune Popcorn Bucket Hype
The group of eighth graders huddling in the cafeteria, trying to ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Looking for a Man in Finance Loop
The high school girls spent all of their recess transition period...read more »
35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2024 “AI Homework Overload, Brain Rot Slang & Brat Summer” Edition
In 2024, the classroom layout was caught in a crossfire between a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Roblox Corporate Shift
The group of eighth graders who missed lunch because they were to...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Clashing Clan Warfare
The group of eighth graders huddling around a single charger wire...read more »
😜 More from category: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade
The school board updating the student handbook to state that anyo...read more »
2024 Classic: The Final 2024 June Bell
The beautiful, loud ringing sound that closed out another histori...read more »
36 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2008 “Twilight Craze, Obama Hype & iPod Touch” Edition
In 2008, the classroom became a fully digitized hub where touchsc...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Brain Rot Slang Infection
Why did the English department head look so deeply distressed dur...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Laughing is as laughing does.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.