Why did the IT departments start sweating in ’96? Because they realized their missile silos were running on code written by people who thought the year 2000 was science fiction.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Simply posh humor. I love it.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
High five for this joke!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
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