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2006 Legacy: The Laser Pointer Ban Upgrade

The school board updating the student handbook to state that anyone caught projecting a red dot onto the chalkboard during an exam would face instant suspension.

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch, High School Musical & Nintendo Wii” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Legally_Blonde_Elle09/02/1998 04:50What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Blade_Runner_201902/25/2006 03:10All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Goonies_Never_D12/21/2003 23:03Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Austin_Powers_Y12/14/1999 20:38Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Dodgeball_Pat05/23/1995 00:39If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Y_U_NO_Laugh06/10/1999 00:46Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Dogpile_Fan_Club11/22/2014 01:20All the search engines agree: this is funny.

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