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2005 Vintage: The Syriana Confusion

Why George Clooney? For a movie so complicated that Clooney actually had to gain 30 pounds just to handle the weight of the plot.

Part of the 35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2005 “Batman Begins, Sith Revenge & Mountain Brokeback” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Titanic_Jack06/09/2012 16:25I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Hellboy_Red10/17/2004 18:16I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F05/27/2008 21:40The future is laughing at us.
@Steve-O_Wild07/01/2009 18:38Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Animorphs_X02/03/1996 02:01I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry07/22/2007 00:03In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Bebo_Lover_0506/30/2006 15:38Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
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