Why were the hotel guests in Zurich so surprised? Because the FBI showed up with bedsheets and handcuffs, proving that the only thing more organized than a World Cup was the way the officials were taking “donations.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
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Classic. Simply classic.