A guy says to a girl, “I’m a millionaire.” She says, “In 1997 dollars or 1920 dollars?” He says, “In 1997 Italian Lire.” She walks away.
Part of the 49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!