2020 Classic: The Butter

I’m “spreading” the news that the stores are out of flour.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "pride-ful" of my human heart.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

I hope this year wasn't a "lemon."Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I can’t "bear" to wait for 2026.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "just" feeling fuzzy about the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "displaying" 100% transparency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

@Myspace_First_Friend10/18/2008 17:57I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Dark_Knight_Joker04/28/2002 13:28Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Trinity_Matrix06/19/2000 01:16Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@RoboCop_9001/16/1995 22:19Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Bill_Nye_Fan11/18/2005 10:17Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Chocolate_Rain07/02/1997 08:38I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Harambe_Memories04/04/2000 14:05Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Friendster_Ghost11/13/2011 09:40Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@iPhone_User_0709/14/1996 21:34There’s an app for that? No, just this site!