What’s the most 2016 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why a Pokémon on their property isn’t an invitation for a search warrant.”
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition
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The Bus Load
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51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition
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48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition
In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »
2025 Archive: The Small Print
He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Will
A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
2025 Archive: The Inheritance
A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »
2025 Archive: The Office Drone
Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
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In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 7G Network
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Laughing is as laughing does.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Problem? No, just laughs!