2017 Legacy: The ICO Pitch
A guy tries to convince the bartender to invest in “Bar-Coin.” “It’s a decentralized ledger for pretzels!” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Legacy: The ICO Pitch
2013 Legacy: The Mimosa
“The official drink of ‘I’m never drinking again’ (until Sunday).” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Mimosa
2013 Classic: The Psychiatrist
“Doctor, I’m addicted to ‘Candy Crush’.” “I’ll prescribe you ‘Tetris’. It’s a lower dosage.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era &… Read More »2013 Classic: The Psychiatrist
2012 Archive: Les Misérables
Why was everyone singing their dinner requests? Because Hugh Jackman and Anne Hathaway made “misery” look like an Oscar-winning musical. Part of the 37 Christmas… Read More »2012 Archive: Les Misérables
2011 Vintage: The “Priest” CGI
Why Paul Bettany? For a vampire-slaying movie that was so gray and dull it felt like watching a rainy sidewalk. Part of the 41 Razzie… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Priest” CGI
2011 Archive: The Old Fashioned
“Double the bitters, double the pride.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: LMFAO (Party Rock Anthem)
Why was everyone shuffling? Because in 2011, “Party Rock is in the house tonight,” and everyone just wanted to have a good time (and wear… Read More »2011 Classic: LMFAO (Party Rock Anthem)
2010 Legacy: The Pool Table
“I bet you a billion dollars… or a beer.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The Kanye West “VMA” Incident
Why did Obama call Kanye a “Jackass”? To prove that even the President of the United States can’t resist a hot take on celebrity drama.… Read More »2009 Archive: The Kanye West “VMA” Incident
2009 Archive: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar… Read More »2009 Archive: The Police