2009 Classic: The Search for “Malware”
Why was the receptionist scanning her PC? She heard about a “Conficker” worm and thought her computer had a virus from 1999. Part of the… Read More »2009 Classic: The Search for “Malware”
2009 Archive: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar… Read More »2009 Archive: The Police
2009 Archive: The Kanye West “VMA” Incident
Why did Obama call Kanye a “Jackass”? To prove that even the President of the United States can’t resist a hot take on celebrity drama.… Read More »2009 Archive: The Kanye West “VMA” Incident
2008 Vintage: The “Blue Force Tracker” Lag
Why was the icon blinking? Because the satellite was busy downloading the 2008 Olympic results. Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “Blue Force Tracker” Lag
2008 Legacy: The Ringtone
I set her ringtone to the sound of a ticking time bomb. She found out and set mine to the sound of a foghorn. Part… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Ringtone
2008 Classic: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation admiring how clean and sharp the text looks in the weekly bulletin because the office finally replaced the old ink-smeared mimeograph machine with… Read More »2008 Classic: The Laser Printer Transition
2007 Classic: The SkyMall Yeti
Why did the man buy a 6-foot Garden Yeti? Because 2007 was the year we realized that if it’s in a magazine on a plane,… Read More »2007 Classic: The SkyMall Yeti
2006 Archive: The Best Original Score
Why did Gustavo Santaolalla win? Because a single guitar playing a lonely tune is the official sound of the Wyoming mountains. Part of the 42… Read More »2006 Archive: The Best Original Score
2005 Legacy: The Marat Safin Aus Open
Why was the “Federer Streak” broken? Because Safin played like a giant on his birthday and managed to beat the “unbeatable” Swiss in a semi-final… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Marat Safin Aus Open
2005 Vintage: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2005 gaming buddy! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Tank