1999 Archive: The Chinese Embassy Bombing (Belgrade)
Why did the CIA blame “Old Maps” in 1999? Because in the era of GPS, it’s much easier to admit you’re using a map from… Read More »1999 Archive: The Chinese Embassy Bombing (Belgrade)
1999 Classic: The Save
I’m a goalie. I’m just keeping what’s important. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Vintage: The Radio
She hates “Boy Bands.” She says they look like they’ve never done a day’s yard work in their lives. Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Radio
1999 Legacy: The Encrypting Logic
Why was the file named “SECRET_DO_NOT_OPEN”? Because that was the 1999 version of “cyber security.” Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Encrypting Logic
1998 Legacy: The Tupperware Heritage
The basement fellowship kitchen containing a wall of mismatched plastic bowls with faded names written on peeling masking tape from a potluck that occurred during… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Tupperware Heritage
1998 Vintage: The Disposable Camera Flash
Why was the party angry? Because the tourist used his last “disposable” shot in a dark cave without turning the flash on. Part of the… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Disposable Camera Flash
1997 Legacy: The Ice Bucket
An ice bucket says, “I’m the coolest guy in the bar.” The fridge says, “Stay in your lane, kid.” Part of the 72 Bar Jokes:… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Ice Bucket
1997 Legacy: The Military’s First “Smart Card”
Why did we get IDs with chips? To ensure that when the system crashes, you can’t even get into the dining hall to eat your… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Military’s First “Smart Card”
1997 Archive: The DVD Storage
Why did the boss throw away his VHS tapes? He heard that “Digital” was the only way to “Record” success. Part of the 64 Office… Read More »1997 Archive: The DVD Storage
1996 Archive: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Jingle All the Way)
Why was Arnold fighting for a toy? Because in 1996, getting a Turbo-Man doll was harder than defeating the Predator. Part of the 40 Celebrity… Read More »1996 Archive: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Jingle All the Way)