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1999 Classic: The Save

 I’m a goalie. I’m just keeping what’s important.

Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twister_Chaser07/08/2014 06:15A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Keyboard_Warrior08/24/2002 11:35F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie12/28/1997 14:50Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Celebrity_DM02/12/2004 13:52Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Web_Counter_9908/27/2004 10:38I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Trogdor_Burn12/02/2008 20:59Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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