I’m a goalie. I’m just keeping what’s important.
Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!