1997 Legacy: The Military’s First “Smart Card”

Why did we get IDs with chips? To ensure that when the system crashes, you can’t even get into the dining hall to eat your feelings.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Baywatch_Runner10/25/2006 21:58Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules04/13/2001 02:08Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Hackers_Movie_Fan06/17/2000 22:34Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Celebrity_DM01/26/2010 19:59Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Me_Gusta_Face10/06/2012 20:36Me Gusta this joke. Very much.