2005 Legacy: The Marat Safin Aus Open
Why was the “Federer Streak” broken? Because Safin played like a giant on his birthday and managed to beat the “unbeatable” Swiss in a semi-final… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Marat Safin Aus Open
2004 Vintage: The Corn
This pun is “shucking” awful. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The Kanye West
A guy interrupts someone else’s order and says, “Yo, I’m happy for you, but this is the best beer of all time!” The bartender says,… Read More »2004 Archive: The Kanye West
2004 Archive: The Firefox
Why did the blonde try to pet her screen? She downloaded “Firefox” and thought a real animal was living in her browser. Part of the… Read More »2004 Archive: The Firefox
2004 Vintage: The Studded Belt Restriction
The vice principal banning leather belts with silver metal pyramids because they were damaging the finish on the wooden classroom desks. Part of the 38… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Studded Belt Restriction
2003 Vintage: The Low-Cost Extra Fees
Why was the man angry? He realized his $10 ticket didn’t include “oxygen” or “the use of the floor.” Part of the 49 Travel Jokes:… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Low-Cost Extra Fees
2002 Classic: The American Idol Audit
Why was the breakroom so loud? The accounting team was holding their own American Idol to see who could sing the “Budget Deficit” song the best. Part… Read More »2002 Classic: The American Idol Audit
2002 Legacy: The Font
I’m a designer. I’m just “italic-izing” my life. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Classic: The Decaf Coffee Verification
Staring directly into the eyes of a restaurant waitress to verify with absolute certainty that the hot water came from the orange-handled pot and not… Read More »2001 Classic: The Decaf Coffee Verification
2000 Archive: The “Little Nicky” Voice
Why Adam Sandler? For making a sound so specific it could be used as a non-lethal deterrent. Part of the 40 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Archive: The “Little Nicky” Voice