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2003 Vintage: The Low-Cost Extra Fees

 Why was the man angry? He realized his $10 ticket didn’t include “oxygen” or “the use of the floor.”

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Retro_Gamer_Girl09/20/2007 16:10Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@XFiles_Spooky_M09/23/2006 20:51Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Beavis_Butthead08/22/2014 08:04Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Myspace_First_Friend09/12/2011 00:18I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Ermahgerd_Girl02/14/2001 16:40ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Tagged_Network04/28/2011 08:33You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Browser_War_V06/26/2010 13:53Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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