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2004 Vintage: The Studded Belt Restriction

The vice principal banning leather belts with silver metal pyramids because they were damaging the finish on the wooden classroom desks.

Part of the 38 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls, Green Day & iPod Mini” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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