“I bet you a billion dollars… or a beer.”
Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
2024 Classic: The Minecraft Movie
A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake
Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
I’ll mention this in my next episode!