1996 Archive: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Jingle All the Way)

Why was Arnold fighting for a toy? Because in 1996, getting a Turbo-Man doll was harder than defeating the Predator.

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@Agent_Smith_0108/27/2005 17:24It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Daria_Morg09/11/2006 23:56My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Dodgeball_Pat05/05/2006 04:40If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Netscape_Now_B06/04/2012 09:48I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Filter_Fanatic05/26/2002 22:02This joke looks better with a sepia filter.