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1999 Legacy: The Encrypting Logic

 Why was the file named “SECRET_DO_NOT_OPEN”? Because that was the 1999 version of “cyber security.”

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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