2009 Archive: The Police

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in!

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@Oregon_Trail_Survivor10/04/1999 05:49You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@MP3_Encoder11/30/2005 04:46128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Korben_Dallas_Tax07/23/2014 22:43I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Shagadelic_9701/18/2012 12:07This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Dancing_Baby_9610/09/2001 04:32Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Prodigy_User_X12/21/2006 02:27Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Hi5_Pro_User03/13/1997 09:49High five for this joke!

@CounterStrike_Pro08/03/1999 14:55Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Lag_Victim_0103/11/2005 08:02I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!