2023 Legacy: The “Vampire” Olivia Rodrigo
Why was the teen so “bloodsucking”? Because Olivia returned to tell us that “fame” is a vampire, and apparently, so is the person who took… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Vampire” Olivia Rodrigo
2022 Classic: The House of the Dragon Fan
One, but it leads to a 20-year civil war over which brand of bulb should be used. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022… Read More »2022 Classic: The House of the Dragon Fan
2021 Vintage: The Clubhouse Hype
Why did the lawyer join Clubhouse? To listen to people confess to financial crimes in real-time while billing for “active listening and surveillance.” Part of… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Clubhouse Hype
2021 Vintage: The Radio
She hates “Garage Rock.” She says, “If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn’t it cleaning it?” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Radio
2020 Vintage: The “Savage” Megan Thee Stallion
Classy, bougie, ratchet. I’m currently just “sweaty, bored, and hungry.” Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The Julia Louis-Dreyfus “Loss”
Why didn’t Selina Meyer win for the seventh time? Because Phoebe Waller-Bridge walked into the room and simply took all the toys back to London… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Julia Louis-Dreyfus “Loss”
2017 Vintage: The Father John Misty “Pure Comedy”
Why the 13-minute songs? For the man who decided to explain why the entire human race is a joke, set to beautiful folk music. Part… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Father John Misty “Pure Comedy”
2017 Legacy: Best Rap Performance
Why “No Problem”? Because Chance the Rapper didn’t want any problems with the big labels—he just wanted their trophies. Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2017 Legacy: Best Rap Performance
2017 Legacy: The ICO Pitch
A guy tries to convince the bartender to invest in “Bar-Coin.” “It’s a decentralized ledger for pretzels!” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Legacy: The ICO Pitch
2017 Vintage: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Ida