2005 Vintage: The Tank

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2005 gaming buddy!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye08/23/2008 09:26Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Doom_Marines10/16/1995 22:06Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Full_House_Michelle09/17/2003 03:53You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Blue_Your_My_Boy07/26/2003 15:23You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Troll_Face_Real11/21/1995 07:41Problem? No, just laughs!