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2009 Classic: The Search for “Malware”

 Why was the receptionist scanning her PC? She heard about a “Conficker” worm and thought her computer had a virus from 1999.

Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009 “Windows 7 & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Vintage: The New Year Toast
 Why did we drink "Synthetic Champagne"? Because 2025 is the year...read more »
The Secret to Success
A blonde is at a job interview for a high-level executive positio...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 "Office Siren" Finale
 Why is the secretary wearing 1995 glasses? To look back at where...read more »
2025 Archive: The Carbon-Negative Coffee
 Why does the office espresso taste like grass? Because 2025 is t...read more »
76 Office Groaners: The 2011 "Siri & Google+" Edition
Welcome to 2011 – the year we started talking to our phones and t...read more »
76 Office Groaners: The 2023 "Barbenheimer & Vision Pro" Edition
Welcome to 2023 – the year the office turned pink thanks to ...read more »
A lawyer runs a stop sign...
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He t...read more »
The Performance Review
The annual tradition of pretending we both know what my job title...read more »
74 Office Groaners: The 2020 "Social Distancing" Edition
Welcome to 2020 – the year the office moved to the kitchen table ...read more »
The Corporate Slang
Let’s circle back and touch base on this low-hanging fruit.If I h...read more »

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2025 Classic: The "Delulu" (Year 3)
 Why did the salesman think he’d hit $100 million? Because "Delul...read more »
The Office Fridge
A lawless land where name tags mean absolutely nothing.I put my n...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Neighbor09/24/2014 21:43Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club03/25/2015 16:16A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Napster_User_9911/29/2010 20:56Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@HTML_Hacker08/06/1997 16:57<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@DragonBall_Z_G06/19/2013 21:49His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr08/10/2009 17:09The magic man... is laughing!
@Search_Scout_9903/30/2004 09:35Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob11/29/1995 21:04The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@Arthas_Fan_0210/26/2007 17:16Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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