2008 Vintage: The “Blue Force Tracker” Lag

Why was the icon blinking? Because the satellite was busy downloading the 2008 Olympic results.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Modem_Meltdown09/25/1997 05:28My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Keyboard_Warrior10/08/2014 14:49F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@Lock_Stock_Two09/01/1995 18:03It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@AllYourBase_9902/13/1996 17:39All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@LonelyGirl15_F02/16/1997 18:56Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!