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2005 Classic: The Magnet

 I’m “drawn” to the new video trends.

Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower09/21/2009 05:10The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@ICQ_Classic06/07/1999 10:51That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax07/19/2011 00:50I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Korn_Follower05/25/2001 21:20Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Speed_Racer_Go05/13/1999 20:22Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@AOL_Chat_Veteran05/19/2010 11:29Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Leet_Speaker_7703/26/2004 07:167h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat09/05/1999 00:38Heh heh heh. Good one.
@Net_Neutrality12/20/1997 14:38Equality for all jokes!

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