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2013 Legacy: The Mimosa

 “The official drink of ‘I’m never drinking again’ (until Sunday).”

Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition
In 2004, bar conversations started to shift. Instead of settled b...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

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The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Crash Survivor
 A guy tries to pay with a physical coin. The bartender says, "Wh...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lycos_Dog05/19/2015 19:09Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Married_With_Kids10/30/2010 03:41Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei12/31/2013 12:28You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Party_On_Garth02/08/2015 16:34I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Shagadelic_9707/27/2014 18:27This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Napoleon_Dyna07/11/2002 08:49Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@ODP_Editor_9906/20/2006 07:26Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Warcraft_Orc07/13/2003 06:58Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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