2017 Vintage: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make “Battery Full” sound like a disappointment. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Phone
2016 Classic: The Fire
I’m “on fire” with my catch rate. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Hillary’s Emails
Why did the lawyer love 2016? Because “I don’t recall” became the national catchphrase for everyone under oath. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Classic: The Hillary’s Emails
2015 Archive: The Dad Bod
A guy pats his slight belly and says, “It’s not a gut, it’s a ‘Dad Bod’. It’s trendy now.” The bartender says, “Cool, then you… Read More »2015 Archive: The Dad Bod
2014 Legacy: The “Spider-Dog” Prank
Why was everyone screaming at the pug? Because the Polish viral video made us all think that any small animal in a costume was actually… Read More »2014 Legacy: The “Spider-Dog” Prank
2014 Legacy: The “Rather Be” Clean Bandit
No place I’d rather be… than home, in bed, with no notifications. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
2014 Vintage: Uptown Funk
Why was the kitchen so rhythmic? Because Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars told us “Don’t believe me, just watch!” while we basted the bird for… Read More »2014 Vintage: Uptown Funk
2014 Legacy: The Taylor Swift “1989” Transformation
Why the move to pop? Because Taylor ditched the country boots for 80s synths, proving that she could shake off the haters and sell a… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Taylor Swift “1989” Transformation
2013 Legacy: The Prisoners Intensity
Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal. I’ve never felt so stressed about a missing person in a rainy town. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Prisoners Intensity
2013 Legacy: Taylor Swift’s “We Are Never Ever…”
Why the British accent? Because Taylor loves a good “Easter egg,” and using a fake accent on stage was her way of telling Harry Styles… Read More »2013 Legacy: Taylor Swift’s “We Are Never Ever…”