2025 Classic: The Moon
I’m “phasing.” Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Vintage: The 2024 Exit
“Why was 2024 so ‘Demure’?” “Because we spent the whole year pretending to be mindful while screaming internally at the AI taking over.” Part of the 52… Read More »2024 Vintage: The 2024 Exit
2023 Classic: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” out that AI isn’t perfect… yet. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Archive: The “Return to Office” Memo
Why did the office smell like mothballs? Because everyone finally opened their “Work Wardrobe” from 2019 and realized their suits had been “downsized” by the… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Return to Office” Memo
2020 Legacy: The “Strategic” Silence on Syria
Why so quiet? Because even the insurgents were busy trying to figure out how to do a “Socially Distanced Ambush.” Part of the 31 Military… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Strategic” Silence on Syria
2020 Legacy: The Wallpaper
I’m “hanging” in there, literally and digitally. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Adobe “Max” Online
Why was the designer so happy? He could watch the keynote in his underwear and nobody could stop him. Part of the 74 Office Groaners:… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Adobe “Max” Online
2019 Vintage: The Washington Nationals’ World Series
Why did “Baby Shark” become a nightmare for pitchers? Because the Nationals went from 19-31 to champions, winning every single road game in the World… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Washington Nationals’ World Series
2019 Classic: The Peloton Logic
“Why are you crying at the bike?” “She’s so happy!” “It’s a stationary bike, Greg. It’s not that deep.” Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2019 Classic: The Peloton Logic
2018 Legacy: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Theodore