“Why was 2024 so ‘Demure’?” “Because we spent the whole year pretending to be mindful while screaming internally at the AI taking over.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Archive: The 2025 Fitness
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
It really whips the llama's ass!
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!