1997 Legacy: The Paper Origami Fortune
Spending the fifteen-minute morning break using a folded paper device to determine which classmate you were going to marry in the year 2010. Part of… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Paper Origami Fortune
1997 Classic: The Sour Apple Martini
A guy orders a Sour Apple Martini. The bartender asks, “Do you want a straw with that?” The guy says, “No, I want a face-lift.… Read More »1997 Classic: The Sour Apple Martini
1996 Legacy: Mars Attacks!
Why was the Christmas turkey nervous? Because after the movie came out in December, we weren’t sure if the bird was dinner or a Martian… Read More »1996 Legacy: Mars Attacks!
1996 Legacy: The Frosted Tips Maintenance
Spending more on hair gel than I do on gas for my car just to look like I’m in a boy band. Part of the… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Frosted Tips Maintenance
1995 Vintage: The Postcard
Why did the postcard arrive after the traveler got home? Because it took three weeks to find a stamp and a mailbox that wasn’t a… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Postcard