1995 Vintage: The Postcard

Why did the postcard arrive after the traveler got home? Because it took three weeks to find a stamp and a mailbox that wasn’t a trash can.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Landing safely and realizing you have to do it all again.The pilo...read more »

Why was the passenger upside down? Because the "AI Flight Wellne...read more »

Why did the tourist walk through his guide? Because it was a hig...read more »

Why did the shoes stop walking? Because they needed a firmware u...read more »

Why was the plane so quiet? Because every passenger was watching...read more »

Why did the traveler get a tattoo of a cabbage? Because he used ...read more »

Why was the traveler staring at a wall? Because the airplane win...read more »

In 2018, travel became a viral arena. Whereas in 2012 we were wor...read more »

Why was the traveler's bill so high? Because he used "Interplane...read more »

Why was the taxi so loud? Because "Electric VTOLs" are everywher...read more »

In 1999, traveling felt like a race against the clock. We were ch...read more »

Why was the gym so intense? Because the "Digital Trainer" realiz...read more »

Buying things you will definitely regret as soon as you land.I bo...read more »

In 2010, travel became "aesthetic." We started taking photos of o...read more »

@Dial_Up_King11/06/2004 19:51Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@XFiles_Spooky_M08/22/1996 11:49Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Mean_Girls_Regina03/18/1999 22:04Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Scanner_Darkly08/21/2011 10:12I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu03/20/2007 09:33Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Yugioh_Duelist12/24/1998 21:11You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Xanga_Skin_Maker07/06/2013 03:08This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.