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1996 Legacy: Mars Attacks!

 Why was the Christmas turkey nervous? Because after the movie came out in December, we weren’t sure if the bird was dinner or a Martian spy waiting for the right frequency to attack.

Part of the 40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@DialUp_Dreamer04/10/2000 23:36Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Discman_Skipper05/09/2014 13:47Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Broadband_Newbie07/16/2008 18:01Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
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