A guy orders a Sour Apple Martini. The bartender asks, “Do you want a straw with that?” The guy says, “No, I want a face-lift. This drink is so tart my ears are touching.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.